The world has just produced the story of a lifetime. A story so fucked up for so many reasons (most of them the wrong reasons of course!) that i could not help but have a rant. Just mind blowing. I won’t provide details here as that will just be giving a stupid person airtime, and I don’t like stupid people. So fuck off dumb arse.

The reason this has raised my dander is simple. A stupid person, weighing in at over 250kg (yes people, the size of a fucking tip truck!) gets a Dept of Housing place. Taxpayer funded. Said stupid person wants to be a rapper instead of earning a living. For HeyZuse’ sake, get a job and wear off a few hundred Kilo’s first dickhead. I have nothing against overweight people at all, but this story is a bit much I reckon.

It gets better though. Stupid person decides to sweep his floor one day. Not sure how he even got up off his hectare, but anyway apparently he did. He then falls through the floor due to his excessive weight! Tries now to sue the Dept of Housing for “providing an unsuitable residence to cater for his weight” and claims it is “termite ridden”. What. The. Fuck? It turns out he had not even paid his rent in the place for over 6 months, but it is apparently the Dept of Housings responsibility to “cater” to him at taxpayer expense!

I have some free taxpayer funded advise for you moron. 1) Get some help. 2) Get some fucking help. 3) For fuck sake, get some fucking help!

Ok feel better now that I have it off my chest. Not my normal style I know, but this just made me wanna puke all over the stupid person! Postscript to this is that both the Dept of Housing Commission hearing and the High Court have rejected this idiots claims, so at least the system has not totally failed the taxpayers! Costs may be paid by the taxpayers though as this stupid person is still unemployed….and still living in the SAME house!

Anyway, rant done, now onto the feel good story of 2012 about cracks found in the A380 Airbus wings which apparently pose no safety risk to passengers nor warrant grounding of affected jets… ….

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